Forever Friends
Type 1-
the nice guy you friend zones because you wanted to chase the bad boy
He would do anything for you. He is always there for you.
He’s wiped your tears and fed you ice cream in times of need. He’s even done up
the back of your dress when all the girls vanished on that night out. But you
just don’t fancy him. Sometimes this actually annoys you as he is the only nice
guy you know. Alas, you can’t force love.
He doesn’t fancy
you. He fancies Sex
It’s not a weird coincidence that he randomly messages you
after you’ve posted that super-hot, vogue worthy Instagram picture. He wants to
see you; but he has no money. He’s up for anything; as long as it involves you
driving to his house “to chill”. Despite your innocent heart believing that he
is so keen to see you, you need to face reality. He isn’t desperate to see you;
he’s desperate for some late night naughty. Tell him to JOG ON!!!!
Oh and next time he messages you after your fit pic upload
make sure you message back with “just comment on there and stop cluttering up
my inbox”.
The Keen Bean
He’s so keen it makes you vom a little. Honestly is there no
off button to this guy? You know he was the try hard joker in school. Not the
one that was actually funny but the one that wanted to please everyone. If he’d
stop jumping around trying to impress he might actually be cute.
Forever Friends
Type 2-
the one that friend-zoned you…
He calls you randomly “just to chat”, you have shameless flirty
banter ALL THE TIME, and, on multiple occasions, you’ve even discussed you
future home/life together. So why isn’t he down on his knees begging to be your
boyfriend? Oh, that’s right, it’s because he’s dating that girl he’s “not sure
on yet”. WT actual F.
“But I was drunk and he was there (multiple times)” guy
I don’t think this one needs an explanation. Maybe just that little
monkey
emoji covering its eyes.
